New Years Resolutions

Ok, so this is my blog which is probably going to be about totally random stuff and what I think about it.

First on the Agenda- "New Year's Resolutions"
It's officially the new year, the time for new resolutions and for most people (including me) old resolutions you're gonna gie another go. I need to stop biting my nails, that's my resolution for this year and probably the past seven years before it. I do everything, I wear mittens in the summer in public. And yes I'm weird, I know that. I'll try to stop, but chances are by the end of the week that promise will be broken into a million pieces.

Another, much more impossible and fun resolution, is to be part of the mafia. There's plenty of mafias to choose from: there's the Italian mafia, and the Russian mafia, and the German mafia, and the Jamaican mafia. On an off note, can you picture a Jamaican mafia, I sorta can but not really. I always pictured Jamaicans as a peaceful, weed-loving people, not the kind of people with a mob. Russians I can understand because (duh) they are Russian, but Jamaica?
Back to the topic-I can't do that beacause I am not any of those nationalities which is deppressing because I want to try it. I know that sounds like a totalli terrible thing to do, but I want to be a sniper too so I guess I'm just a violent person. I couldn't be a sniper though because I've never touched a gun and would probably murder a lot of people on accident....

End notes: #1) Those are my resolutions (one of them is at least). #2) If you noticed I spell totalli with an i, it's not a typo I just like being myself. #3) You need to listen to Sleepy Head by Passion Pit, it's an awesome song and I'm recomending it to people. It just makes me wanna smile.#4) And prepare yourself to read about mutant blankets beacuse I think my next blog's gonna be about Snuggies.